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15 Pints (You're Still Ugly)

from Make Oi! Great Again by Broken Heroes

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Parody with much respect to our brothers in Forced Reality

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This song goes out to all my friends who came and ran
When they woke up in the morning next to a lady who looked more like a man

I wake up in the morning, something pounding in my head
See the beast lying next to me, looking like the Walking Dead
Don’t know why I do it, but it happens every night
All these broads start looking good right ‘bout closing time

15 Pints and you’re still ugly – I might need 15 more
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – Is that a herpes sore?
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – But it’s time to go
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – I hope my friends don’t know

I’ve been here for hours downing whiskey, rum and beer
The more I drink, the prettier they get, but I ain’t seeing clear
I know I shouldn’t do it, but I’m gonna grab her ass
‘cause every hole is a goal when you’re staring through a glass

15 Pints and you’re still ugly – but I don’t fucking care
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – what’s that smell from under there?
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – saggy tits and droopy ass
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – But I ain’t gonna pass

It’s two o’clock, it’s time to leave, they’re shutting down the bar
I follow her out, hand in paw, and climb into her car
I know I shouldn’t be here, but booze makes it all right
In the morning when I wake, I’ll just gouge out my eyes!

15 Pints and you’re still ugly – I’m gonna need some shots
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – Caressing your liver spots
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – Lip is so damn hairy
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – More manly than Altieri
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – Horrid sprayed on tan
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – I hope you’re not a man
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – What horrors are in store?
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – but I’ve fucked worse before

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from Make Oi! Great Again, released December 25, 2017

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Scotty - Vocals
Tim- Guitar
Pete- Guitar
Andy - Bass
Steve- Drums

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