Parody with much respect to our brothers in Forced Reality
lyrics
This song goes out to all my friends who came and ran
When they woke up in the morning next to a lady who looked more like a man
I wake up in the morning, something pounding in my head
See the beast lying next to me, looking like the Walking Dead
Don’t know why I do it, but it happens every night
All these broads start looking good right ‘bout closing time
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – I might need 15 more
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – Is that a herpes sore?
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – But it’s time to go
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – I hope my friends don’t know
I’ve been here for hours downing whiskey, rum and beer
The more I drink, the prettier they get, but I ain’t seeing clear
I know I shouldn’t do it, but I’m gonna grab her ass
‘cause every hole is a goal when you’re staring through a glass
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – but I don’t fucking care
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – what’s that smell from under there?
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – saggy tits and droopy ass
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – But I ain’t gonna pass
It’s two o’clock, it’s time to leave, they’re shutting down the bar
I follow her out, hand in paw, and climb into her car
I know I shouldn’t be here, but booze makes it all right
In the morning when I wake, I’ll just gouge out my eyes!
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – I’m gonna need some shots
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – Caressing your liver spots
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – Lip is so damn hairy
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – More manly than Altieri
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – Horrid sprayed on tan
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – I hope you’re not a man
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – What horrors are in store?
15 Pints and you’re still ugly – but I’ve fucked worse before
supported by 8 fans who also own “15 Pints (You're Still Ugly)”
So Im not sure how this band got past me,but Im glad I finally took a peak at how they sound. Great Oi/ Punk from another top notch Boston band. Harsh and angry ( in all the besy ways) this band knocks it outta the park. The price for this offering and the " Tape 2" make picking up The Stance's stuff a no-brainer. File this im Badass Boston Oi to wreck shit by!" East Bay Working Class
Powerful in every way, this DC hardcore group's first full-length is the siren song to having no home as a person of color—in punk, in society, in America. It could not have arrived at a more appropriate time. Bandcamp Album of the Day Jul 15, 2016
supported by 8 fans who also own “15 Pints (You're Still Ugly)”
I'm not sure what they put in the water in the state of PA.,but whatever it is produces tough as nails Oi. Boot Rally has that great gruff American Oi sound that I love. Its a soundtrack for a 40 hour week-- or for breaking a bottle over some mouthy prick's head. East Bay Working Class